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Matthias, an Olympic champion at the end of his career, makes a homophobic statement on TV. His punishment : coach the Shiny Shrimps, a flamboyant and amateur gay water polo team. A massive box office hit in France, this upbeat comedy is poignant and ultimately joyful ride!
“Exuberantly feel-good” – Radio Times
“Flamboyant Fun” – Total Film
In French with English subtitles
*11am is a relaxed performance intended to be sensitive to audience members who may benefit from a more unrestricted environment. The auditorium remains lit, and you are free to enter and leave as you please. |
| Wednesday 04 December 2019 |
11:00 |
| Wednesday 04 December 2019 |
20:00 |
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Chris Difford is a Grammy nominated and double Ivor Novello Award winning lyricist who has brought us characters and sketches from everyday life, and has successfully turned the mundane into the beautiful, the urbane into the exquisite for over 40 years.
With his collaborator, Squeeze co-founder Glenn Tilbrook, Chris has written some of the most enduring and best-loved songs of our time such as 'Up The Junction', 'Cool For Cats' and 'Labelled With Love', 'Tempted' and many others. Squeeze returned with a new album 'The Knowledge' in October 2017 followed by extensive world-wide touring into 2018 / 2019.
Chris is one of the country's most respected songwriters and has co-written with a host of musicians and performers that reads like a veritable who's who of the industry.
Catch him in December on his stand up sit down book & music tour around the UK, telling stories and singing songs.
Chris is supported on this tour by singer-songwriter and record producer Boo Hewerdine - lead singer and creative force behind The Bible, and one of the greatest songwriter performers in the business. |
| Thursday 05 December 2019 |
19:45 |
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Celebrating 40 years since its original release, in glorious 35mm, Monty Python delivers a scathing, anarchic satire of both religion and Hollywood's depiction of all things biblical with their 1979 feature film Life of Brian.
Highly controversial upon its original release and banned in several countries, the film is now frequently ranked as the greatest comedy feature of all time by magazines and media outlets around the world. As Monty Python member Terry Gilliam says, "It rips bare and makes you laugh at the world we’ve created for ourselves."
Set in 33 A.D. Judea, where exasperated Romans are trying to impose some order, it is a time of chaos and change with no shortage of messiahs and followers willing to believe in them. At its centre is Brian Cohen, a reluctant would-be messiah who rises to prominence as a result of a series of absurd circumstances providing ample opportunity for the entire Monty Python ensemble (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin) to shine in multiple roles as they question everyone and everything from ex-lepers, Pontius Pilate and the art of haggling, to revolutionaries, crazy prophets, religious fanaticism, Roman centurions and crucifixion.
Dirt In The Gate Movies are delighted to be able to bring this screening to Bournemouth from a beautiful 35mm print.
Expect surprises and celluloid fun during our supporting programme! |
| Friday 06 December 2019 |
20:00 |
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★★★★★ SCOTSMAN
★★★★★ BROADWAY BABY
★★★★★ HERALD SCOTLAND
Back by popular demand! After standing ovations here for her last show PIAF, Christine returns with her 5 star show PARIS.
Christine beckons you back to the Golden Age of French Song; a demi-monde of heroes and outcasts, cynics and bruised romantics. Come and be transported into a Parisian scented twilight world of song.
With drama, pathos and pizazz, the show casts sepia-tinged spotlight on the songs and stories of Jacques Brel, Edith Piaf, Barbara, Juliet Greco, Charles Aznavour and more…
You are in Paris within minutes.
“Forget the notion that this is a performance for lovers of French song....C’est sublime.”★★★★★ THE WEE REVIEW
“It’s rare that a musical performance has such a deep emotional effect, but Bovill’s amazing voice does it every time. ★★★★★ EDINBURGH FESTIVAL.ORG
“The one show we recommend you do not miss.” ★★★★★ THE EDINBURGH REPORTER
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| Saturday 07 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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Lucinda Drayton and writing partner Andrew Blissett are responsible for creating the seminal album 'A Hundred Thousand Angels'. It has been used all over the globe - in healing circles, yoga classes, spas, and hospices.
Come and join us for a very special evening with the creators of this music, and let Lucinda's voice and remind you of the true meaning of Christmas.
An evening not to be missed.
"Her lyrics are as inspiring as the music and her songs contribute to a vision of life that we all want to live." - Lynne Franks OBE |
| Monday 09 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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Javed is a British teen of Pakistani descent growing up in 1987 England. Amidst the racial and economic turmoil of the times, he writes poetry as a means to escape the intolerance of his hometown and the inflexibility of his traditional father. But when a classmate introduces him to the music of Bruce Springsteen, Javed sees parallels to his working-class life in the powerful lyrics. As Javed discovers an outlet for his own pent-up dreams, he also begins to express himself in his own voice.
*11am is a relaxed performance intended to be sensitive to audience members who may benefit from a more unrestricted environment. The auditorium remains lit, and you are free to enter and leave as you please. |
| Wednesday 11 December 2019 |
11:00 |
| Wednesday 11 December 2019 |
20:00 |
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This comedy went down a storm at Shelley Theatre in April so it’s back! The Bournemouth Echo called it “the real thing” loving its insight into the “downright lunacy of the acting profession”.
Devised and written by Barbara Dryhurst and Mark Spalding who have appeared at Shelley Theatre with the London Rep as well as Airpocket Theatre, DAISY CHAIN is a sitcom about two diehard actors who really haven’t paid attention to the 7 signs of ageing. Is that still their publicity photograph? What is it they were meant to remember to do? Who just got a knighthood? Ditch the Christmas shopping, grab a ticket and join them for scenes of mild peril and proper silliness. |
| Thursday 12 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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An Albion Christmas is widely regarded as the premier seasonal show, which has been touring for nearly 20 years, and attracts sell-out audiences across the UK. Indeed many people say that their Christmas doesn’t start until they have seen The Albion Christmas Show.
Featuring the combined talents of Simon Nicol (Fairport Convention), Kellie While (Albion Band) Simon Care (Edward II) and the Guvnor himself, Ashley Hutchings, this show is a wonderful celebration of Christmas both traditional and contemporary. |
| Friday 13 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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The show that takes audience participation to the next level, with its own unique brand of improvised comedy! Watch as an entire night of hilarity is created based on nothing but your ideas, You can expect... the unexpected! Your suggestion could be turned into a scene, a song, a skit or evening become a smash hit musical!! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to see this epically improvised comedy show!!
‘My jaw is aching from three hours of laughter’ - (Encore reviews)
‘From start to finish, roaring laughter throughout the auditorium’ - (Trip Advisor)
5 stars! - (The Ritz Hotel London) |
| Friday 13 December 2019 |
20:00 |
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| The multi award winning international drag superstar returns with her annual holiday spectacular. RuPaul's Drag Race alumnus, Charlie Hides recalls the year old saint Nick slid down her chimney twice. There'll be music, laughter, celebrity impersonations and more festive fabulousness than ever.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to see the show twice.
"Hysterical" - Elton John
"Charlie Hides is a British drag legend" - Attitude Magazine
"Riotously funny & uber talented" - OUT Magazine
"Dame Charlie Hides, you are one fierce queen!" - RuPaul
VIP Ticket is a pre-show 'Meet & Greet' photo opportunity with Charlie. |
| Saturday 14 December 2019 |
20:00 |
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Following last year’s sell-out performances of Santa’s Christmas Party, Honalee Media are delighted to present a brand new show this Christmas…
“There’s nothing Santa loves more as Christmas approaches than opening the windows of his special Christmas calendar. But when he begins the countdown this year, disaster – the calendar is broken and all the magical goodies inside are missing! How is Santa going to get everything back in time?
Join Dotty the Elf and his friends in a fun, festive, musical adventure to help fix Santa’s calendar and get the Christmas Countdown started! – Plus remember to bring your Christmas letter to post in Santa’s special post box!
This 45 minute, interactive family show, is particularly suitable for 2-7 year olds. Afterwards each child gets to meet Father Christmas and receive a specially wrapped present from him!– It’s the most Christmassy Christmas show ever, HO-HO-HO!
Call us for group bookings of 4 or more for a special discounted rate of £9.50 per ticket. |
| Sunday 15 December 2019 |
10:30 |
| Sunday 15 December 2019 |
13:00 |
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Comprising Mike Hammond, Aly Hirji, (BBC film critic) Mark Kermode and Alex Hammond, The Dodge Brothers are renowned for their take on Classic Americana.
Following their second album 'Louisa and the Devil', a hybrid of blues, rockabilly, jugband and skiffle, ('wonderful stuff!' - Bob Harris, Radio 2) the band recorded 'The Sun Set' at the legendary Sun Studio in Memphis, Tennessee, USA (as documented on BBC Radio 2).
Their new album combines everything you expect from the band and a whole lot more.
The Dodge Brothers tunes of proven merit never fail to entertain.
STANDING ONLY. Dancing optional though highly recommended! |
| Wednesday 18 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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Featuring the beautiful voices of Michelle Nova, Louisa Mayes and Holly Spillar.
Introducing direct from the Royal College of Music, rising vocal star Ben Gautier.
Also showcasing a very talented group of young performers. This Victorian concert is sure to put you in the right mood for Christmas!
Doug Gould resides at the pianoforte!
Mulled wine and mince pie ticket option available. |
| Thursday 19 December 2019 |
19:30 |
| Friday 20 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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The vineyards of Burgundy cover eastern central France, make some of the most highly prized wines from single grape varieties of any worldwide, and offer something for every taste and pocket – provided you like your wines dry.
We will explore this endlessly fascinating and complex region via ten wines, accompanied by a platter of suitably festive fare. If you want to understand the difference between premier cru and grand cru, why Chardonnay is such a widely planted grape, and why Pinot Noir is such a prima donna, with top wines being on allocation to billionaires, this is the evening for you! |
| Friday 20 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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Dirt In The Gate Movies & The Shelley Theatre Proudly Present Frank Capra's holiday classic to define all holiday classics, It's a Wonderful Life, from a beautiful 35mm film print.
On Christmas Eve 1945, in Bedford Falls, New York, George Bailey contemplates suicide. The prayers of his family and friends reach heaven, where Clarence Odbody, Angel 2nd class, is assigned to save him and earn his angel wings. Through him, George is given a unique chance to see what would become of his beloved small town without him, and learn his true worth.
Join us for the only film you need to see this Christmas! |
| Saturday 21 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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The Book of Darkness & Light in association with LittleMighty present
A Christmas Carol
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After the phenomenal success of two national tours of The Book of Drakness & Light and a 40+ date tour of Shivers, The Storyteller and The Musician return with an adaptation of that most famous festive ghost story, A Christmas Carol.
The production marks the company’s first foray into classical literature, combining the unmistakable prose of Charles Dickens with an original, live violin score. Join Ebenezer Scrooge and a whole host of characters, as they journey into the past, present and yet-to-come on a supernatural journey to redemption.
The show will be cosy, hair-raising, festive fun. Watch with delight as the atmosphere of Victorian London is brought to life – and the hosts of Christmas return from the dead! |
| Sunday 22 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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| 'Twas a time before Christmas, when three musical singers
Joined forces in song, to pay for their dinners.
Their voices were tuneful and the banter was funny
Singing all of the show-tunes, for not that much money!
Join top International and West End musical theatre singers - James Hume (Mary Poppins, Titanic, Les Misérables), Paul Wilkins (Hair, Les Misérables, The Dreamers) and Broadway star and local boy Earl Carpenter (Les Misérables, The Phantom of the Opera, We Will Rock You) - in a delightful evening of musical anecdotes, songs and much Christmas merriment.
Bring the mistletoe and join the good cheer! |
| Monday 23 December 2019 |
19:30 |
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Following a sold-out run at last year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Tom Brace returns with a brand-new magic show for the whole family!
Featuring Tom's unique blend of comedy and magic, the show promises to have a little something for everybody.
★★★★ “Go for the magic, stay for Toms charm and comedy.” (Phoenix Remix)
★★★★ “A fun-filled hour of amazing magic and hilarious comedy.” (Primary Times)
'Hilarious... joyfully daft... if you want to catch a magic show this Fringe, then this should be it' (SittingontheFourthWall.com) |
| Tuesday 24 December 2019 |
16:00 |
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